storyteller Pete Silas
I've only written three love songs, one for each true love I've had. Cheryl was a ("imaginary") girlfriend from high school who I stalked under the pseudonym "Joe Frazier." She was interested until she realized I was a nut. Years after high school, I gave her this song and she called the cops saying, "You need to come get this motherfucker!" It was so painful that I couldn't listen to this song for quite a while. When I finally did, I got scared and called the cops on myself.

The "lust" interlude is an erotic, obscure reference about a preacher's wife and various church members who I used to have [scroll down for lyrics]

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